Game of Thrones Season 4, Episode 8 -or- I’m Still Ramsay From The Block

It's basically this from here on out.

It’s basically this from here on out.

On behalf of the institution of literature, I would like to apologize to anyone who experienced physical, emotional, or gastrointestinal discomfort as a direct result of last night’s episode of Game of Thrones. Nobody should have had to see that. Nobody.

But of course I’m still going to recap it. Spoilers after the jump.

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Game of Thrones Season 4, Episode 6 -or- It Sucks To Be You

The Dink is disappointed that this doll is not an Emmy. Yet.

The Dink is disappointed that this doll is not an Emmy. Yet.

Sucks to be a lot of people this week. Sucks to be on the Iron Throne when this war is really just beginning. Sucks to be Theon Greyjoy. Sucks to be an Essosian goatherd. Sucks to be a Meereenese noble. Sucks to be a eunuch. Sucks to be on the small council…but really, can anything suck as much as it sucks to be Tyrion Lannister?

The recap, with lots of spoilers, below:

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Game of Thrones Recap, Season 4 Episode 2 -or- Every breath you take, every move you make, you annoy Cersei Lannister

Have you ever had to pee really, really badly and everywhere you turned there were not only no bathrooms but constant reminders of how badly you had to pee? Like everyone around you starts communicating through hissing noises and you … Continue reading